Below are the 9 most recent journal entries recorded in Friendly Trolls' InsaneJournal:

Thursday, June 26th, 2008
7:39 am [techno_goddess]	This is just starting, so WATCH THIS SPACE Can you believe there's a lameass LJ comm called RetardedIcons? So...they sit around and snark about other people's icons. I wonder if azalea's are there? THEY BETTER NOT BE OR SHE'LL BUST DEM FOR DMCA!1!ELEVENTY! Hey, check out the icons of the exalted master. Feel free to steal at will. Why not? Current Mood: amused (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, May 12th, 2008
8:03 am [techno_goddess]	KAPLOX R00000L! This just in from my Evil Twin, louvedegaule: Caplocks Troll in some crazy pottersues comm in LJ. It seems to exist to make fun of people like ataniell93 and her dittoheads, so it's all right by me. Check it out! Especially note how this troll singlehandedly disproves Godwin's law: THIS JOURNAL IS NAZI GERMANY AND I ALONG WITH EVERY HURT AUTHOR YOU'VE ABUSED - WE ARE THE ALLIED FORCES. ( in case it gets yanked ) Current Mood: amused (Comment on this)
Wednesday, April 30th, 2008
9:29 am [techno_goddess]	In case you haven't heard... O HAI! KAYTEEEEEEE'S BAAAAAAAACK we kindly weckum u 2 teh asylum, ur royall wankness Current Mood: crazy (Comment on this)
Monday, April 7th, 2008
7:52 am [techno_goddess]	Oooh, look: SHINY! My latest fandom wank discovery: Chancery Stone. Shiny enough to distract us from Ataniell93 and A1icey. Even the Faery Rose Damsel whatserface-lady. This "comm" which is watched by only one of its two members, is dedicated to discussing the slash novel DANNY. No, we don't know why it's cap-locked. Maybe if you read all 1,000 pages you can get back to me with an explanation. She's all over fandom wank, apparently, and has this astonishing tendency to file DMCA against anyone who links to her and makes fun of her. I say, lady, put on your big-girl panties or GTFO/STFU. ZOMG, it can haz MySpace! Its inexplicable Amazon profile. Can anyone parse what this person is talking about? She's kind of cute, but then, don't I have a history of falling for psychos? Let's not go there... Its equally inexplicable DANNY "teaser" on YouTube. WTF? Current Mood: anxious (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, March 27th, 2008
6:20 pm [techno_goddess]	French Bread Wankateria The entire sea of comments is worth reading, no kidding. Check out BRED: UR DOIN IT ROOOONNNNNGGGGGG! Just hysterically funny, with LJ's schlong or whatever his name is jumping in to dope slap the betch about how her carefully assembled post is WRONG WRONG WRONG. Then everyone else jumps back to punch schlong back. OMG, the lulz! Current Mood: amused (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Wednesday, March 12th, 2008
11:42 am [techno_goddess]	Like picking blueberries I don't have time to hunt down LJ's fpb, but maybe someone else could find some good wank for our amusement? I'll poke around a bit later, unless I see something shiny and forget. MOAR WANK, PLS: http://wiki.fandomwank.com/index.php/FPB (Comment on this)
Sunday, January 13th, 2008
5:29 pm [techno_goddess]	This made me LOL: Ataniell flames someone else's blog I'm here checking on my 500 MB download that is taking f-g forever and decided to Google Ataniell for shits and giggles. Oh, lawd, this is like picking blueberries... The original post in El Ghei's slytherfanatics journal (it's not a comm but it reads like one) berates A93 about something--I can't make sense out of it. The funny part is how she jumps in out of nowhere, making it so painfully obvious (and I'm blushing now) that she has long been in that sad habit of Googling her user name to see what teh Meeeeneez r sayin bout her. Then slytherfanatics jumps in and notes how unusual it is to see A93 engage anyone in debate. Here come teh Funneez: Ataniell gets into quite the snit, saying: Why should I engage the "actual points" of my opponents, when: 1) They don't actually HAVE any valid ones, and 2) They never even manage to FIND my points, possibly because it's difficult to read through ass? [O HAI, I was just thinking about how hard it is to read your Ataniellese...] There're a lot of people with whom I have disagreed and had interesting, civil discussions. It's just that they're all a lot brighter than you are. So there you have it. She has been known to post her snotty rant in private LJs. I wonder why she pitches such fits when people visit hers? FYI: this sltherfanatics hasn't updated in a couple of years. And from a glance, it seems to have been dedicated to sticking hot pokers into the side of Ataniell93. So I'm just saying that this looks like a good source of lulz about her antics. I'd heard about her Cult of Mean, but now I have the source. Here's the post with all 150 comments, if you want to find more lulz... (3 Comments |Comment on this)
9:44 am [techno_goddess]	A bit of geeky help I'm sure you've noticed that some of the Biggest Lulz on Intardwebz come from users who have layouts that make sane people's eyes bleed. So to spare us the suffering, you can add this bit of code to the end of such a URL: ?format=light That way we won't be "dead from pink" or anything like that. It's no big deal if you don't bother or if you forget. Anyone who finds it difficult to read an entry can simply append the code to the end of the URL in the browser bar and hit "enter." That will magically clear all the HTML horrors that seem to spread like the plague amongst the HP fandom. Current Mood: dead from pink (Comment on this)
Friday, January 11th, 2008
6:30 pm [techno_goddess]	First Post! I will have rules, but I don't have time to post them yet. For now, BE NICE. This asylum is about lulz. Post links to really funny or freaky trolling, but please, people, don't head over there to brew shit storms after someone posts. It's much more fun to sit back and watch it happen. It's okay for you to post about your own trolling exploits, but NOT OKAY for you to say, "hey, everybody, let's all go over and be dickheads together." And not okay for people to take that upon themselves. NOT! I DO NOT WANT THIS ASYLUM TO DEVOLVE INTO A GANG OF BULLIES! Got it? It's for lulz. For us to sit here in our little corner and be retards together cackling over teh st00p1dz. Now run along, children and have some fun. Fetch me some lulz! Current Mood: cold Current Music: trip trapping on my bridge (9 Comments |Comment on this)