Jeez louise... I go missing from this place for (what to everyone here was) three weeks or so, and everything just goes to hell.
To all the refugees: Even though I'm FROM here, I'm in the same boat as you. I just spent the last few months being tossed around from reality to reality, with no control over where or when I was going. So yeah, I know: it's krutacking AWFUL.
But, as one of you AND one of 'them', I can promise you my pals on this ship are on the up and up. We're gonna have a town-hall meeting soon, and explain everything we know about this to you. No secrets.
When we're done, if you still think you'd be better off back on Earth, then we'll take you back personally and drop you off.
So until then, can we all just STOP BEING FLARKIN' ANNOYING? Thanks.
PS - If we DO go to earth, can one of you pick me up an Egg McMuffin? D'ast those things are to die for.