Luke Cage and Deadpool, OT anyone defending Knowhere from withinWhere:
Mar-Vell Memorial Park, KnowhereWhen:
Cage and Wade rally the troopsRating:
Medium (possible language)
The sight of Deadpool and Luke Cage standing together, preparing for combat, would usually be a hell of a sight. Two seasoned warriors, two of the toughest men alive, and two men who've proven to be damn-near unkillable.
Again... it would USUALLY be a hell of a sight. If, you know, Deadpool wasn't standing there in full costume but wearing Rambo gear, complete with headband, bandoleer, and big-ass knife.
"ALLLLLLRIGHT everyone! We're gonna beat some ass here today. Not in the sexy Fifty Shades way either. I'm talking some legit ass-whoopin'. Me and my partner Luke here..."
Cage interupted him: "We're not partners, Wilson."
"CORRECTION. Me and my good friend Luke here..."
"Wilson, we're not friends. Never WILL be."
"Sure we are. Anyhoo. Me and my friend Luke here are gonna lead you all into some serious defense of our little Home Away From Home here. If the Baddoon get through the defenses and into Knowhere? We're gonna hit 'em with whatever we got. Fists, feet, knives, guns, rubber chickens, S&M floggers... whatever you got, use it."
Cage cut him off with a grumble.
"What this fool's trying to say is... thanks for fighting with us. Use any means of combat you're comfortable with, just be safe and look out for each other."