Aug. 20th, 2015 at 12:32 PM
Apparently, earlier today, a man carrying a high-powered sniper rifle and four semi-automatic handguns walked right in the front doors of a major tobacco corporation that had been being not-so-secretly funded by money brought in via sex trafficking and illegal narcotics, and walked through the building shooting every single person that had slipped through the cracks of the legal system.
Final body count: 26 dead, 12 injured badly. What a world, huh?
ON AN ENTIRELY AND COMPLETELY UNRELATED NOTE, my good buddy Frank Castle is gonna be laying low up here with us for a while. So make the big lug feel welcome!