Ya know... maybe it's all the coffee burning it's way through my system right now. Maybe it's the euphoria of actually seeing the Steelers win for a goddamn change last night. Maybe it's afterglow from all the post-game sex I had with Neely and Morgan. Hell, maybe it's a great big combo of all of the above.
I HAZ AN IDEA.
A while back, I made a flip comment to Queen Irinia about Galador being a backwater planet because it doesn't have any sports. Her reply (I still can't believe she didn't call me a fucking bitch) was that if it's that important to me, maybe I should start a sports league of my own.
Why have I never tried to do this? We have people here from all different worlds and universes. People with powers and abilities that make them more powerful and durable than any human could be (except Sam Elliot. I swear that fucker never ages).
So why the fuck haven't I created a bad-ass, superpowered version of football?
So who's gonna help my fine ass with this? Because I'm dead fucking serious.