Im Queen Lissa Dragomir and I please need to speak to someone in charge as soon as possible. My boyfriend and I have a certain dietary need that must be addressed as soon as possible. It's pretty much a matter of our survival.
The pamphlet thing says you're my building manager. This apartment is great and all, but you know what would make it even better? My girlfriend Lissa Dragomir is here and it'd be crazy nifty if I could have her in my apartment with me.