Hi everyone! My name is Leslie Knope and I'm a fairly new transfer into this world. Now you may ask, "Leslie, how long ago did you arrive?" And I'd say, "Why thank you for asking. I arrived a three weeks ago." And then I'm pretty sure you'd say, "But Leslie that doesn't make you new at all!" And that's when I'd have to stop you and say that new is relative and I'm still settling in and being in a new universe is hard and I'm going to need some time, okay?
So, I'm Leslie Knope. I was the Deputy Director of the Parks and Recreation department in Pawnee, Indiana. Pawnee's the best city in the universe... universes? Universe? Anyway, it's the best ever, and I really want to make this place just as awesome as Pawnee! Of course, I'm going to need to get a job in government, first. Or create a task force. An action task force...
Oh right! So in my time settling in I created a binder for myself, and for new arrivals that may need it. I'm willing to make copies of it. [picture of the cover of a large binder that reads "NUWG: New Universe Welcome Guide". It is already filled fully with papers and color-coded tabs.][second picture of the binder opened to the first page that reads "DON'T PANIC!" in bold]
I like to read the binder when the idea of being in a new universe gets to be a little overwhelming.