There's people here that we thought were fictional, Scorpius. All those muggle shows you all teased me about loving on the telly? Characters from them are walking around here as real as you and I. Characters from books, and films, and everything else. And to some of them, WE'RE the ones THEY thought were fictional. I swear, when I first got here I thought someone had slipped me some of Professor Longbottom's more potent herbs...