"Hey, I get it. Trust me, this is the weirdest goddamn place you'll ever see." Bea explained, rolling her eyes at the ridiculousness of it all. "There's some stuff I'm not gonna tell you about until you've settled in a little, so I don't make your brain go kerplooey. But let me put it this way: I'm half-succubus, half-mutant. My mother is The Queen of The Monster Metropolis. And yet this is STILL the weirdest shit I've ever seen."
Bea flagged down a waitress to take their order, and grinned at the other girl.
"I have a feeling we're going to be very good friends, babe."