I see. Well since you are quite serious, then you have my apologies. Clearly you come from some magical land where the doctors are all moral and ethical people, and they have never attempted to use science for their own gain...no biochemical weapons, retro viruses, or experimenting on other species...how truly wonderful it must be where you come from.
Sadly my world is not so pleasant, and trust is something that I rarely extend. Now Lauren Lewis, doctor, I shall be more then willing to run the exam myself to put your fears aside. Simply give me access to your lab and we shall have this whole thing sorted out.