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Tweak says, "Well, bless yer li'l heart!"

Your Friendly Neighborhood Mercenary (deadp0ol) wrote in freedomtownic,
@ 2017-05-30 21:18:00

Entry tags:

clint barton (_hawkeyes_nest), ~andra dzruo (totallyepic), ~natasha romanov (616)

Allllllllllllllllllrighty folks: after a couple weeks of having to focus on ~~fucking shit up~~ ~~uploading my porn collection to a backup drive~~ doing hero stuff, Wade Wilson's Supply Service is back on track.

My homegirl Alex will be taking a ship to Earth this weekend to bring back whatever you guys & dolls want/need.

Make sure to get your lists to me or Alex by Friday, along with whatever you can afford to give towards it. As per usual, yer boy here will take care of the rest.

Holla!

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	totallyepic 2017-05-31 01:30 am UTC (link)
	Yo is that still a thing for me? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	deadp0ol 2017-05-31 01:34 am UTC (link)
	You know what, babe? I'ma give you a shot. I'll have you tag along when Hera flies Alex down there. Work hard, don't get into any trouble, and do what you're told, and there could be a steady pay for ya. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	totallyepic 2017-05-31 01:35 am UTC (link)
	Epic. This whole "taking it easy' thing blows balls. I need something to do. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Wade/Sam giantish 2017-05-31 01:55 am UTC (link)
	~~Seriously can't believe I'm talking to Deadp~~ Can I request two boxes of ammunition for a 9mm? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: Wade/Sam deadp0ol 2017-05-31 01:58 am UTC (link)
	Abso-fuckin'-lutely, my friend! Alex will probably hate you for a while, because it means she'll have to go see my pal Frank, and he can be a little intense. BUT AMMO SHALL BE HAD! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Wade/Sam giantish 2017-05-31 02:06 am UTC (link)
	Thanks, man. I used up the last of mine during that big fight. Glad to see I won't have to resort to making my own. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	littlestarrow 2017-05-31 03:05 am UTC (link)
	Uncle Deadpool Wade!!! Can I have a dragon or a puppy? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_hawkeyes_nest 2017-05-31 12:17 pm UTC (link)
	Honey, I don't think we'd have enough room for a dragon. But if you want a puppy I'll ask what ~~sigh~~ Uncle Deadpool Wade can find for us, okay? But you have to promise, promise, promise that you'll take care of her or him, okay? Private to Deadpool I'm serious. No dragons. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	littlestarrow 2017-05-31 12:55 pm UTC (link)
	I will take care of him, Daddy. I promise promise promise!!! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	deadp0ol 2017-05-31 10:29 pm UTC (link)
	I will find the cutest ~~fucking~~ puppy I can find, and bring that little ball of fluff up here for ya, cutie. Promise. Private to Clint YOU TAKE AWAY ALL MY FUN BARTON (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	littlestarrow 2017-06-04 08:48 pm UTC (link)
	Thank you Uncle Deadpool Wade! You are my FAVORITEST UNCLE!! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Wade black_widow 2017-05-31 05:03 pm UTC (link)
	If you bring her a dragon, I will behead you and stick you head in a freezer were no one can find you! I mean it this time. Also I would like some chocolates. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Wade/Tasha deadp0ol 2017-05-31 10:32 pm UTC (link)
	Have I ever told you I love these little foreplay sessions? And consider it done. I'll even bring them to you personally. With wine. And strawberries. While wearing my fancy silk bathrobe, like the one Dorothy had on The Golden Girls. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Wade/Tasha black_widow 2017-05-31 11:32 pm UTC (link)
	You honestly think this is foreplay for me? As long as you are wearing the nightgown she wear under it, I suppose I will let you in my room. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Wade/Tasha deadp0ol 2017-05-31 11:35 pm UTC (link)
	...it's not? Well shit. Anyhoo, I'll wear a curly gray wig too, if it'll get me into your bedroom. I mean hey, we all have kinks, right? No judging from me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Wade/Tasha black_widow 2017-05-31 11:39 pm UTC (link)
	Don't you have a girlfriend? You really want to know what's a kink for me? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Wade/Tasha deadp0ol 2017-05-31 11:41 pm UTC (link)
	NO I DO NOT NATASHA. And of course I do. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Wade/Tasha black_widow 2017-05-31 11:43 pm UTC (link)
	Are you sure? I want a normal night, just adults talking, wine, and someone to rub my feet without fart jokes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Wade/Tasha deadp0ol 2017-06-01 12:23 am UTC (link)
	Oh, I'm sure. I haven't had a date that didn't involve my right hand a a bottle of Jergens lotion in months. And I can do that. I mean, no fart jokes? That's gonna be tough, but I can do it. Not gonna promise I'll be able to not mention Star Wars, Bea Arthur, or Mexican food, but I'll give it the old college try. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Wade/Tasha black_widow 2017-06-01 12:27 am UTC (link)
	When do you not talk about them? Really, How long have we known each other? Fine. You've got yourself a date. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Wade/Tasha deadp0ol 2017-06-01 12:28 am UTC (link)
	Great! Just... don't tell my bottle of Jergens. She has a jealous streak. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Wade/Tasha black_widow 2017-06-01 12:32 am UTC (link)
	Lets just keep it between us. (Reply to this) (Parent)