I'll be right there. You can stay with me till you get a place of your own.
Or you can just be my roomie if you wanna.
Ok, so a quick rundown.
We're in Marvel now. One of the infinity gems is making reality all wonky and sending people to realities they don't belong in. It's totes crazy and there's like, people from Star Wars and Harry Potter and everything else here. And a buncha people from our world are here too, but I've been totally wicked sad because you and my mom weren't here and my dad's got a hot new girlfriend and a lady I really liked was totally mean to me and basically said the same crap Brayden used to say about me so I've been lonely and sad and down on myself but not in that cool way I showed you a long time ago (I'm still flexible enough though btw) and Abi's kinda grumpier than usual because her mom's here and totally banging Star-Lord and we keep teasing her about it.