Oh, you sweet Summer child. He's a Porg. A flightless bird that Rachelle adopted a while back and wouldn't let us release into the wild because 'He'd get eaten or some shit!' 'LOOKIT THAT FACE!' 'HOW CAN YOU SAY NO TO THAT FACE?'
So the cute motherfucker has been living with us ever since.
Also, didn't think we were remotely religious, so THAT'S another conversation.
It IS cute how he squawks at me or Mor when Rachelle yells at us, like 'you DONE FUCKED UP'. 'APOLOGIZE IMMEDIATELY TO YOUR QUEEN', which... he isn't wrong there.