I've been at the bar at The End Zone for three hours now. And I'm realizing something.
This is the first time I've had a drink in six month, yet I'm still mostly sober after almost a full bottle of Jack Daniels. Whether that's impressive or sad is up to you.
All I know is, sobriety ain't gonna win this one. Hell no. Might be time to try the Asgardian mead...