Right before I was brought here, I was helping out in what was left of a bar in the sanctuary I was staying in. Zombies had gotten in and honestly, if I hadn't shown up here, I had no way out.
But I was gonna have fun on the way out. We had this old machine in the back that was meant to shoot fastballs out for batting practice. I stuffed it full of knives and silverware and just started blasting it at them.