First off babe... this entire post made me giggle. Especially the part where you laughed about the testament mints. You are the last person I would ever imagine to go to a Christian family book store. I would think you'd burst into flames. Just kidding!!
Second... Why was I not invited to Sexyland? I would have loved to see you chasing Jenny around with a dildo. It's not like how it is with me, but I'd laugh anyway. ;)