Ok, first of all... you did NOT just giggle at the Testamints, Mia. You full-on BELLY LAUGHED, complete with snorting, pointing, and cackling "that's the stupidest fucking thing I've ever seen!". Just so people know the full details.
Second, you not only chased me with said dildo, you were yelling random quotes from the Highlander movies, and then asked the lady behind the counter if it was returnable if only mildly used.