Bruh. This is next-level ghetto right here. How in the actual, legitimate fuck do you forget you have a kid??? You forget your car keys. You forget to turn the light off. Maybe even forget to set your alarm at night. You don't forget you have a fucking kid!
Oh man. Every so often the fates decide to give me some real entertainment.
Anyhoo. (gives instructions for privacy. Obvs, you just write PRIVATE in the subject)