Well, that was one crazy party. I woke up in front of the Welcome Center and not only am I on a different planet, in a different reality, but I'm also in the past? Cool... dad was right. And here Uncle Sheldon still insisted that nothing fictional could possibly exist.
I'm still pinching myself while spazzing out. Halley, I see your name on the list. Is this for real?
Oh right, they said that I should introduce myself. I'm Kenny Hofstadter and because I no longer have to listen to Uncle Sheldon, I'm not going to look into getting my Ph.D. anymore. Now I just have to figure out where I want to live.