Performance: Spencer Quill
"Yeah, Chelle likes to pretend that she's a big badass who can chew people up and spit them out when she's in the mood, but she's an adorable pillow of softness when she wants to be, too." That probably made sense to someone out there. "You did an amazing job with this song, since it's so obvious that you were able to feel the emotions going on behind it. I'm sincerely relieved you were able to handle it, though! Else Chelle would have torn you a new asshole and no one wants to see that."