Journal Postscript
And yeah, I know me and Jenny said we'd go as the guys from Dumb and Dumber. We technically did, I swear. But that wasn't my main event, obviously. So to speak.
Nah, I wanted to go as a jar of mayonnaise specifically so I could hit people with that pun. It's a delicious pun, almost as much as Hell-Mann's Mayonnaise. Hell-Mann's: Mayo to die for.