A'ight. So, while I enjoy watching some wrestling now and then, it's not totally my cup of tea, either. But when the Queen of Monstropolis asks you to broadcast the NJPW G1 Climax Tournament from your sports bar, you listen.
And it's pretty great. Feels more like real sports than that WWE bullshit. I looked at Her Highness and admitted, "These guys are really good. Not a boring one in the bunch".
To which a guy named Yoshi-Hashi came walking out, and the Queen sighed, "Might wanna hold off on that statement".
....I suspect Yoshi-Hashi might translate to "drying paint" in English.