The assumption: People constantly saying "Oh, you're a porn star, you must live a decadent, insane lifestyle..."
The reality: I spent last weekend arguing with a pissy 15 year old over the fairness of having a Tarrasque guarding the treasure he kept hunting for in our D&D session. (In my defense, I warned him four times that the damn thing was a trap. Not my fault he chose not to believe me)