THE WOLF
"Alright... this is where things get tight. The final three performers had such a close amount of votes that we had to do three recounts just to be sure no mistakes were made."
"Well... I see 'we', but really, I meant 'they'. I think we all know even basic math kicks my ass"
"Anyhoo... any show needs to have at least a little drama sprinkled in with the sweetness and laughs. This next performer definitely brought that. Most people are 100% convinced they know who he is... it's time to see if they're right. Give it up for The Wolf!"