"Have you seen a Saurid, Neels? They're big green reptile looking motherfuckers that are damn near the size of Andre The Giant. Do you have any idea what one of those bastards can do to a toilet? Yeah, Kenny, I'm still here. Tell his green ass NO MORE SHITTING IN MY BAR. Get it? Got it? Good."
She hung up, then immediately beamed a smile at her ladies, shuffling over to them.