Well, this is both an exciting and depressing post for me to put up.
My faithful assistant, Ms. Nancy Wheeler, has made the decision to step down from her position in order to focus more on her personal life. She's still one of my best friends, but damn am I sad to be losing such a great assistant.
BUT.
The exciting part... is that there's now an opening for Assistant to Princess Bea.
What does this entail, you may ask? Let me explain.
JOB REQUIREMENTS: - Must be at least 18 years of age. - Must be willing to relocate to the Royal Palace in Monstropolis for the duration of your employment. - Must be willing to put your job ahead of all else. If you are needed, you must drop whatever you're doing. - You will defer to Queen Shiklah at ALL TIMES, even if what she tells you conflicts with what I told you. - Must be good at multi-tasking, planning, and have great social skills.
RECOMMENDED: - Have a good sense of humor. I can be a sarcatic bitch, and you need to be able to laugh it off. - I'm a succubus, which to the uninformed, is a demon that feeds off of sexual activity. I prefer an assistant who is willing to indulge me at a moment's notice. - Be tolerant AF. We have many different races and species in this city, and they all must be looked at equally.
BENEFITS - Free room and board in the Royal Palace, as well as unlimited use of all of it's luxuries. - A monthly stipend of $3,000, along with all food and clothing paid for by me. - Hanging out with a HOT-ASS BITCH like me.
If you're interested, reply to this post. I'll touch base with you, and if I feel you might be a fit, we'll set up an interview.