The Panda
Bea skipped out cutely in a pleated plaid skirt, thigh-high white stockings, heels, and a white dress shirt tied off at the waist. "Hey everyone! Princess Bea here once again, and for those keeping track at home, no, I still haven't convinced Faith here to sleep with me. Thanks for all your well wishes though! I promise to keep on tryin'!"
"Anyway, let's get to our first performer. Here comes... The Panda!"
The package begins where the last one left off and Panda is laying on the ground in a forest surrounded by small animals wearing colorful wigs and metal music playing in the background.
"It's pretty cool that I'm here for another week! I can't wait to sing for everyone again. But first, let me tell you about this boy I know ..."
A thought bubble appears over Panda's head like she's daydreaming and the camera zooms into it, setting up the scene. A calendar can be seen on a wall showing the year 2034 then the camera pans out to show Panda fawning over a lion surrounded by other safari animals. All of them had a small 'YA' patch on their chest.
"He was the leader of the pack and I thought he was so cool. He never noticed me, though, no matter what I did"
Panda ran up to pack and tried different ways to get the lion to look over at her; she jumped in the air, waved her hands, shouted his name only for her words to her drowned out by the other animals. Lowering her head, she turned and began walking away sadly, going towards a large group of pandas.
"That is, until one day he finally did" The other animals disappeared as the lion walks over the Panda and puts a hand on her shoulder. He towered over her as the calendar behind him changes to 2019 and Panda turns around to him, staring up at him. "And that was the best day of my life" She says as they embraced.
Her package ends there as the camera pulls away from them and the screen goes to black.