The Swan
"So, apparently the comment I made while introducing the last performer upset a few people." Bea said, sighing sadly, an actual pout on her face. "So, in the spirit of doing the right thing on planetary television, I feel the need to say...." she then smirked, and stuck up a middle finger. "Suck it up, buttercup. This (bleep) doesn't care if I offend you or not. So cool your jets, and put your thinking caps back on, while we welcome the next performer... The Swan!"
The Swan was standing a colorful frozen yogurt shop, standing in a superhero pose. "I have never had trouble getting my voice heard." It pans out to show two identical Swans standing next to each other. "Even in a set," the two Swans laugh as a cheese wheels rolls by them, "I'm not afraid to stand on my own." One of the Swans go to follow the cheese wheel out the door. As soon as the white Swan steps out the door there is a flash of lightening and everyone sees an outline of a wolf in the doorway.