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Tweak says, "What’s with GI Jane?"

Faith Lehane (dirty_girl) wrote in freedomtownic,
@ 2020-03-23 18:37:00

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faith lehane (dirty_girl), skylar james-bale (socialiterocker), ~!masked singer plot, ~tea marvelli (iscrewgirls)

Round One - Group B
"Hello Galador," Faith said into the microphone, as the house lights brightened the cheering began. The audience began singing, Who are you. In one hand she had a hand held black and purple mask the other the microphone. As the music hit it's crescendo, Faith dramatically pulled the long stem of the mask away revealing herself.

Characters also dressed in black came down the isles dancing with the audience.The audience was on their feet clamoring for more.

"Good evening, I'm Faith Lehane, Chairperson of this event. Thanks to your generous giving we raised $2,500.00. Let's try and double that tonight. Everything raised goes to the Group Home. I'd like to thank Eliza Hamilton for being a liaison to our Masked Singer."

Music changed as each Mask Singer came on the stage, one at a time. Cameramen and women videoed each entrance. The feed projected on the black panels hanging around the room.

The back up dancers, came to a halt, walking up on stage to surround Faith. She looked into the audience saw Finn and blew him a kiss.

"Without further ado, let's meet the hostess with the mostess, and my new best friend Bea Wilson. Give her a hand for the wonderful job she's doing."

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The Taco

sweet_bea
2020-03-24 02:11 am UTC (link)

"Yeah, yeah... remember that in summer when I'm pestering you to wear bikinis around me. Constantly." Bea smirked, winking at Faith playfully.

"Alrighty, folks... so I know we're all still kinda (bleep)ed up over what happened to The Frog, otherwise known as my homie Dash. But you know what? I know Dash personally, and I know he means it when he says he wants us to focus and keep putting on the best damn show we can. And that said... let's give it up for our first contestant this week. Ladies and germs... my favorite thing in the world to eat..." she turned to give a hilariously non-subtle wink to Tea, "THE TACO!"

The package opens up with Taco is laying in a bed of lettuce surrounded by nine taquitos, an open storybook in his hands, the title reading "A Redemption Story". "Alright kids, gather around. It's storytime" Said a smooth high pitched voice. As he continued, the camera pans into the storybook and the audience was taken into the story. "Once upon a time, there was a Taco who loved being on stage," Pictured, Taco playing an acoustic guitar in a kitchen with a spotlight on him, fans can be heard cheering for him. 'Taco! Taco! Taco!' "He was adored by many but not everyone liked him" All of the sudden an angry chef came out of nowhere, making Taco drop his guitar and take off running as he chased him. "When he heard he might have another chance to prove himself worthy, he took it" The chef chased Taco down a street and within seconds a sign for 'The Masked Singer' can be seen. Taco takes off towards that. "How does the story end? Well, you'll have to just tune in to find out" The clip fades out as Taco makes his way through the stage door, locking the chef out.

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The Taco

paperfacess
2020-03-24 02:26 am UTC (link)

On stage, Taco stands in front of a mic as the music begins to play. For five seconds, he plays the air drums looking like he's having the time of his life. When it comes time to sing, he grabbed the mic stand with both hands and went at it, his body moving at the 'can't stop, won't stop moving' part.

I stay out too late
Got nothing in my brain
That's what people say, yeah
That's what people say, yeah
I go on to many dates
But I can't make them stay
At least that's what people say, yeah
That's what people say, yeah
But I keep cruising
Can't stop, won't stop moving
It's like I got this music
In my mine
Saying, "It's gonna be alright"

He took the mic off the stand and began moving around the stage as he began singing the chorus, shimmying his shoulders with each 'shake it off' to really emphasize the meaning behind the phrase.

'Cause the players gonna play, play, play, play, play
And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate
Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake
I shake it off, I shake it off
Heart-breakers gonna break, break, break, break, break
And the fakers gonna fake, fake, fake, fake, fake
Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake
I shake it off, I shake it off

He made his way back to the mic at the end and again gripped the stand for the next verse. He made a point to move his feet in a quick motion for the 'lightning on my feet' part, his body moving like he's dancing at the 'dancing on my own' and 'can't stop grooving' parts.

I never miss a beat
I'm lightning on my feet
And that's what they don't see, no
That's what they don't see, no
I'm dancing on my own (dancing on my own)
I make the moves up as I go (moves up as I go)
And that's what they don't know, no
That's what they don't know, no
But I keep cruising
Can't stop, won't stop grooving
It's like I got this music
In my mind
Saying, "It's gonna be alright."

Pulling the mic off again, he repeated what he did with the last verse and moved around the stage, shimmying at each 'shake it off'.

Cause the players gonna play, play, play, play, play
And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate
Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake
I shake it off, I shake it off
Heart-breakers gonna break, break, break, break, break
And the fakers gonna fake, fake, fake, fake, fake
Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake
I shake it off, I shake it off
Shake it off, I shake it off,
I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off
I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off
I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off

He chose to skip the talking section of the song because masking his voice mid-song would be too difficult and he went right to riffing "yeah yeah" part of the song. He remained away from the mic stand for the last chorus then when it came to the end of the song, where he repeated "shake it off" over and over, he moved back to the mic stand. Putting the mic back on it, he played the air guitar for the last twenty-seconds of the song as he sang. When the song ended, he froze in the position he was in with his air guitar still in place.

[ Shake It Off by Twenty One Two ( Minus the talking part at 2:18-2:44 ) ]

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Re: The Taco

rockinrachelle
2020-03-27 02:09 am UTC (link)

"You know, Bea totally stole my thunder with the taco-eating joke and I am SO not ok with this." She looked at Tea with a playful wink. "I expect you to punish her severely for this. Anf possibly give me details afterward."

Sigh. Who thought it was a god idea again to have Bea and Rachelle on the same show? Anyone? Bueller?

"ANYWAY. That was fun as hell. Now here's the thing - I'm almost 100% sure I figured out who this is. I recognized the voice right away, because it's someone I promised myself a while ago to keep an eye on. BUT. While I know the show is all about us guessing... yeah. I know I got this, and this wouldn;t be guessing. It'd just be ruining it for everyone else."

She grabbed a pen and notep[ad from the table they sat at, and quickly jotted something down, before folding the paper up. Gesturing for an assistant to come over, she whispered something to him and gave him the paper.

"There. He's gonna give that to Faith. The day this guy gets eliminated or wins, you can unfold that , Just so you can all see I ain't bull(bleep)ing you."

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The Taco

socialiterocker
2020-03-29 07:27 am UTC (link)

Skylar actually shot a look at Chelle when she said that she thought it was someone that she had promised to keep an eye on. "Damn, that makes me have a certain guess, too," she admitted. The voice was definitely familiar, but this was harder than she had expected! It wasn't so easy to put a face to a voice.

"I'm actually going to guess that it's Chelle's long suffering bartender, Kenny Palmer. I know he's a musician, but I don't know for sure if he sings or not. Still, if Chelle's that sure about the voice, then it's someone that she's known for years, so that's my guess."

"That said, you're quite the fun performer. I hope we get to see more of you, Mr. Taco," she added with a wink.

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	The Taco tequilamade 2020-03-28 05:48 am UTC (link)
	Sobo sat there, she sighed softly, "Alright," she said, "not everyone liked him?" she shook her head, "I feel like I've heard your voice," she drummed her fingers on the table, frowning, "You're not Noah...." she leaned back, "perhaps from that family, but I don't think so..." "I'm going to say...Micheal Bolton." she shrugs her shoulders. She sucked at this! (Reply to this) (Parent)

The Taco

iscrewgirls
2020-03-28 09:07 pm UTC (link)

Tea laughed when Bea made the taco reference and just winked back at her when her wife looked over at her. She was the classier of the two and wasn't one to being crass like her wife.

Just like last week, Tea was taking notes during the package because it really did help keep track of things. During the song, she could be seen dancing in her seat and applauding with the audience when it was over because she had truly enjoyed that performance. Grabbing her cup in front of her, she went to take a sip of as Rachelle began her commentary and almost choked on her blood at what the woman said to her.

She had to take a moment to recover before she spoke, coughing for a few seconds because the blood went down the wrong way. "Sure thing" She said a bit of a different sounding voice because of what she'd just gone through. She was glad Sobo went next so she could recover. By the time they were both done, she was good to speak again.

"See I think it could be Noah" She said as she turned to Sobo. "But I also think it could be Kenny" She added on as she sat back and folded her arms over her chest, giving the taco a long look up and down. "You have a hard shell to crack there, Taco. You better come back so I can keep guessing"

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The Octopus

sweet_bea
2020-03-24 02:15 am UTC (link)

"Welcome back... to The Masked Singer! We're getting a ton of great feedback about this, which is awesome. I haven't seen this much great feedback since I flooded PornHub with positive reviews about most of RIley Reid's videos." Bea said, again with that charming, almost innocent tone to her voice. "So, let's see if our next singer can bring it as well as The Taco did... let's give it up for The Octopus!"

"You can call me a Princess, but I'm more of a warrior than royalty." a disguised voice stated as the Octopus held a golden staff as she looked out into the ocean. "However tonight, I'm not either," the scene flashed to a golden hall with dance music and the Octopus was dancing around, "I'm going to break free from what I've been training to be and show the world and a certain someone I'm more then just being about duty."

Suddenly Octopus was back outside, in a bikini, "too bad this isn't taking place under water, I can really show you how talented, I really am."

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The Octopus

theoctopus
2020-03-24 05:49 pm UTC (link)

When the lights came up, Octopus looked massive, but it was because the dancers where around her in flowing dresses acting like her legs till she started singing and theY broke off to do a lyrical dance number to Zendaya - Rewrite The Stars.

"You know I want you
It's not a secret I try to hide
I know you want me
So don't keep saying our hands are tied
You claim it's not in the cards
Fate is pulling you miles away
And out of reach from me
But you're here in my heart
So who can stop me if I decide
That you're my destiny?"

She started to move with the dancers till she made her way to the end of the stage.

"What if we rewrite the stars?
Say you were made to be mine
Nothing could keep us apart
You'd be the one I was meant to find
It's up to you, and it's up to me
No one can say what we get to be
So why don't we rewrite the stars?
Maybe the world could be ours"

When the oh'S and ah's started she moved back to the center of the stage, the dancers followed in suit, back the starting positions of the number

"Tonight!"

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Re: The Octopus

rockinrachelle
2020-03-27 02:32 am UTC (link)

Rachelle just sat in stunned silence,blinking a few times before finally lightly slapping the top of the table a few times. "Yeah, I tap out. I got nothin'." She sat back, that deceivingly sharp mind of hers clearly still at work. "I sat here, running all the clues through my noggin. I heard 'princess', and immediately thought of all the ones we have here, but obviously it's not Bea or Tea (unless ya'll started cloning, in which case hook a (bleep) up...) and I don't THINK the voice could match sweet little Katrana... and then the underwater thing. My first thought was IS ARIEL HERE? Because I wouldn't mind a seafood diet there if you smell what I'm cookin'. "

"But yeah. I got nothing. I'm talking like, Willie-Nelson-After-Getting-Caught-Not-Paying-His-Taxes levels of having nothing."

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The Octopus

tequilamade
2020-03-28 05:51 am UTC (link)

"It's sponge bob....or a female version," she winked, cause she kinda knew who this was. "Okay, so this person...princess, I know a few of them. But you mentioned a warrior...I know a few of them too."

She leaned forward, "I just wonder if you are from the future, cause if you are.." she shrug, "welcome to Mask Singer Princess Ann." She knew it wasn't her, but for a laugh.

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The Octopus

iscrewgirls
2020-03-28 09:13 pm UTC (link)

Tea looked confused at this one as she looked down at her notes while the other girls were talking. "Do we have a sea Princess here?" She asked as she looked up finally, looking to the other judges for a moment before she looked back to the Octopus. She thought she all of the Princess's here but it would appear she didn't. Or maybe she did and it was just escaping her mind at the moment. "I've got nothing for this one" She said as she closed her notebook and shook her head. "You've completely stumped me"

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The Octopus

socialiterocker
2020-03-29 07:45 am UTC (link)

"A warrior princess...do we have Xena here?" Skylar joked, earning a laugh from the audience. "If not, then I'm not sure myself. I think you've stumped just about all of us, Octopus my dear. I do wonder if maybe you're training to be a Spaceknight, though."

"So, I'll go to talking about your voice instead. You have a very lovely voice. If this is normally what you like to sing, I can easily see a folksy kind of vibe working well for you. Looking forward to seeing and hearing more of you."

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The Poodle

sweet_bea
2020-03-24 02:21 am UTC (link)

"You know... it kinda just hit me that we're broadcasting on several planets. Meaning, we all; think we're totes normal looking, yet there's probably someone watching who's all 'Huh, wonder why these weird, monstrous people are dressing as totally normal people to sing...', you know? WEIRD." Yep. The effervescent randomness of Bea Wilson, folks. "So, that brings us to our next singer. She's a total dog, folks... in fact, she's The Poodle!"'

"I've spent my whole life being thought of as one animal or another..." The Poodle was shown sitting in front of a mirror, staring at herself, tilting her head slightly as she thought. "But a poodle is the one I heard the most. Tiny, cute, but with attitude to spare and one hell of a bite."

As she talked, the camera pulled back to show that she and the mirror were on top of a little rocketship, with an orange tabby purring as it slept next to her foot.

"I've seen it all. Love, hate, indifference... yet I still feel like everyone who knows me sees me for one thing. And I know I'm more than that. We all have our legacies... and while this won't be mine, maybe it can show people I'm more than they realized."

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Re: The Poodle

maskedcharries
2020-03-24 02:32 am UTC (link)

Prancing out adorably, as she pretended to blow kisses at the audience, The Poodle wagged her fingers at Bea and the judges in a sweet little wave as the music started.

Far from the sugary, bubblegum pop most would likely have expected, it was a slow, deep, rhythmic beat, complete with heavy, distorted synthesizers.As she began to sing, she slowly moved her hips in circles, quickly getting over any nerves she may have had upon first hitting the stage.

"I love myself, I want you to love me
When I feel down, I want you above me
I search myself, I want you to find me
I forget myself, I want you to remind me"

After the last word, everything went silent for a moment, only the the light thrumming of the synth heard, before throwing her fist out in perfect timing with the beat kicking back in with the chorus.

"I don't want anybody else
When I think about you, I touch myself
Ooh, I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no"

As the next verse began, The Poodle began to get more into it physically, running her hands seductively down her hips as she sang.

"You're the one who makes me come runnin'
You're the sun who makes me shine
When you're around, I'm always laughin'
I want to make you mine"

She crouched down, swiveling her hips as she stood back up, before slowly laying the palm of her hand low on her stomach.

"I close my eyes and see you before me
Think I would die if you were to ignore me
A fool could see just how much I adore you
I'd get down on my knees, I'd do anything for you"

She put her her effort into making this look and sound as good as possible. She kept her enthusiasm and spirits up by thinking of the person inspiring the song. As the chorus again approached, she hopped up, falling to her knees as she bobbed her head in time with the beat.

"I don't want anybody else
When I think about you, I touch myself
Ooh, I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh noI love myself, I want you to love me

When I feel down, I want you above me
I search myself, I want you to find me
I forget myself, I want you to remind me

I don't want anybody else
When I think about you, I touch myself
Ooh, I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no"

Springing back to her feet, she was obviously getting into it, feeding on the cheers and seeing the crowd singing along. She began walking back and forth to point at the fans in the front couple of rows.

"I want you
I don't want anybody else
When I think about you, I touch myself
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ah ah ah ah oh ah

I don't want anybody else
When I think about you, I touch myself
Ooh, I don't want anybody else
When I think about you, I touch myself"

The chorus came for the last time, accompanied by The Poodle playfully running across the stage, dropping and sliding on her knees as she finished out the song.

"I touch myself (I don't want)
I touch myself (anybody else)
I touch myself (when I think about you)
I touch myself
I touch myself (I don't want)
I touch myself (anybody else)
I touch myself (when I think about you)
I honestly do"

("I Touch Myself" by Genitorturers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j06PkVMpA1U

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Re: The Poodle

rockinrachelle
2020-03-27 02:39 am UTC (link)

Rachelle hopped out of her seat, throwing 'the horns' with her hands and sticking her tongue out.

"Holy (bleep)ing (bleep)! I never thought I'd see the day that I called a pink (bleep)ing poodle metal, but that right there was metal as (bleep)!"

Chelle laughed, sitting down and shaking her head.

"Alright, alright. I'm trying to think about the clues, and the kitty on the spaceship kinda makes me wanna say Carol Danvers... but I've had dinner at the woman's HOME, and I can tell you she ain't that little. So I wracked my brain, trying to think of tiny chicks that obviously know how to rock out. Top of my head? Gut guess is Quinn Hanson."

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	Re: The Poodle tequilamade 2020-03-28 05:56 am UTC (link)
	"Yo," Sobo said looking at Rachelle, "Doesn't Danvers have a daughter with your sugar daddy?" she asked as she waved down to the poddle, "I don't recall her name, but I'm betting, it could be her!" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

The Poodle

iscrewgirls
2020-03-28 09:37 pm UTC (link)

All Tea could to was grin during the performance, incredibly pleased by the song choice and moves to go with it. This wasn't at all what she was expecting and she was left equal parts pleased and surprised by it. While the other two talked, it was then that she went to her notebook and wrote things down. "You're thinking of Sandra" She piped up when Sobo said she couldn't think of her name. "And I think that's a real possibility it could be her" She said as she looked up. "I'd say Lita Todd too because she's tiny but nothing else in the package fits her"

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The Poodle

socialiterocker
2020-03-29 07:52 am UTC (link)

"I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but I saw Sandra working tech backstage, so, unless she's pulling double duty, I don't think it's her," Skylar said. She knew she had seen the young blonde working backstage. "That would be rather devious if they had a tech person also singing, though, so I can't totally count her out, either."

Skylar tapped her finger against her chin as she thought for a moment. "I love the remix of the song, but I haven't a clue as to who you are. It's possible you might be Tori Crowe, Kaitlin's younger sister. I wouldn't be surprised if singing talent ran heavily in that family. Just going by size, you'd be about right to be her, too, so that's going to be my guess."

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The Kangaroo

sweet_bea
2020-03-24 02:25 am UTC (link)

"What a fun show this has been so far, am I right?" Bea asked, clearly (and adorably) enjoying the hell out being thew center of attention like this. "Well, hope you're all ready, cos we have another singer coming up right now! Ladies and gents, let's hear it for The Kangaroo!"

he clip for Kangaroo begins as the camera zoomed in a little Roo playing basketball while listening to music played by a man Roo playing a guitar. “I grew up playing basketball, but I never thought singing was my thing until I realized I was too small to play basketball and was always last chosen on teams.” Slowly it began panning out to show a little Roo dancing around with a microphone in hand, performing for a large group of Kangaroos. The camera flashes to a picture of a father and daughter and another little girl dancing and playing basketball. “My family was always there for me through it all. They have always been my biggest supporters.” Once again a little Roo is shown surrounded by a bunch of other Kangaroos. “I grew up in a big city, a little roo in a big pocket so to speak. It took a lot for me to get where i was before i came to galador and now here i am starting over again and loving myself. I hope this will show the world i was meant to be out here and out there in the world.”

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Re: The Kangaroo

takeoffthemask
2020-03-24 05:09 am UTC (link)

Kangaroo came out prancing, doing some boxing stances, punches, as she did so. She would wave to the crowd proudly.

Next moment she was standing in front of the microphone stand, she starts belting out in a large voice, larger than her small figure appeared. The voice was deeper than one might have guessed it would be.

For all the times that you rain on my parade
And all the clubs you get in using my name
You think you broke my heart, oh girl for goodness sake
You think I'm crying, on my own well I ain't
And I didn't wanna write a song 'cause I didn't want anyone thinking I still care
I don't but, you still hit my phone up
And baby I be movin' on and I think you should be somethin'
I don't wanna hold back, maybe you should know that
My mama don't like you and she likes everyone
And I never like to admit that I was wrong
And I've been so caught up in my job, didn't see what's going on
But now I know, I'm better sleeping on my own

As the chorus came out of her mouth she only got more into it. She stared off into the crowd, toward the judges, the crowd, lost in the lyrics.

'Cause if you like the way you look that much
Oh baby you should go and love yourself
And if you think that I'm still holdin' on to somethin'
You should go and love yourself
When you told me that you hated my friends
The only problem was with you and not them
And every time you told me my opinion was wrong
And tried to make me forget where I came from
And I didn't wanna write a song cause I didn't want anyone thinking I still care
I don't but, you still hit my phone up
And baby I be movin' on and I think you should be somethin'
I don't wanna hold back, maybe you should know that
My mama don't like you and she likes everyone
And I never like to admit that I was wrong
And I've been so caught up in my job, didn't see what's going on
But now I know, I'm better sleeping on my own
'Cause if you like the way you look that much

More of the chorus and she only got more lost in the words. She sang out energetically swaying to the music.

Oh baby you should go and love yourself
And if you think that I'm still holdin' on to somethin'
You should go and love yourself
For all the times you made me feel small
I fell in love, now I feel nothin' at all
I never felt so low when I was vulnerable
Was I a fool to let you break down my walls?
'Cause if you like the way you look that much
Oh baby you should go and love yourself
And if you think that I'm still holdin' on to somethin'
You should go and love yourself
'Cause if you like the way you look that much
Oh baby you should go and love yourself (yeah)
And if you think (you think) that I'm (that I'm)
Still holdin' on (holdin on), to somethin'
You should go and love yourself

As the song winded down to the last notes she seemed even more passionate then when starting. This was amazing, took her breath away and the crowd seemed to love her.

(ooc: link to love myself cover by Hailee Steinfeld - https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_PNoYnF2Kj4 )

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	The Kangaroo tequilamade 2020-03-28 06:01 am UTC (link)
	"Oh my Flying Spaghetti Monster!" Sobo cheered out when the roo first started to sing, "Get it, Roo!" she clapped along with the song, bopping her head up and down. When the girl finished singing, Sobo was fanning herself with the notepad, "I have no idea who you are, but I'm loving your voice. YES!" (Reply to this) (Parent)

The Kangaroo

iscrewgirls
2020-03-28 10:03 pm UTC (link)

This time, after writing her notes down during the package, Tea just sat back and listened to the song. This one didn't impress her as much as it did Sobo but she still enjoyed it to an extent. The singer under the mask had done well but she could have done better.

"So you're a former basketball player who sings now from a big city ... " She repeated, pulling from what she wrote down in her notes. After a moment of thinking, she shrugged. "I got nothing right now. The only two former athletes I can think of are men and they are not small so you can't be them"

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Re: The Kangaroo

rockinrachelle
2020-03-29 12:50 am UTC (link)

"This one had me pretty stumped." Rachelle said, before looking at her fellow judges. "But one thing in particular grabbed me. The whole basketball thing, and showing a second kangaroo. I could be totally off here, because I don't even know if the chicks can sing, but I'm thinking it might be one of those twins. The ones that share a face with Bea up there. The Rooneys? Yeah. One of them."

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The Kangaroo

socialiterocker
2020-03-29 07:57 am UTC (link)

"First off, the phrase 'a little Roo in a big pocket' is utterly adorable."

"That said, not one (beep)ing clue as to who you are, darlin'," Skylar admitted, feeling a little frustrated. "You're voice is amazing, though, so I'm sure we'll get to hear more clues and possibly get to figure out just who is behind the mask. I'm looking forward to getting to hear more from you."

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The Fox

sweet_bea
2020-03-25 02:38 am UTC (link)

As the show came back from commercial, the camera zoomed in on the smiling face of Bea Wilson, who gestured to the photos of all the performers who'd gone on so far. "We are back! And just in case someone hadn't been watching, just put this on, and thought 'man, what kinda Eyes Wide Shut on acid bull(bleep) is this?', you are watching The Masked Singer, Galador Edition! I feel a kinship to this next performer, because frankly, I've spent my whole life having people call me this.... so please gives a big welcome to... THE FOX!"

The clip opens to the Fox sitting a gold throne on a raised pedestal. Grape vines wrapped around the legs and the back of the chair. "I'm still in the processes of telling my story," he spoke into an old fashioned microphone. "I might be a little slow out the gate but it's hard stepping into another time." He crossed his legs while in the chair. "I'm discovering my role in this time and universe. It's time I put myself out there."

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Re: The Fox

amateurnight
2020-03-25 03:23 am UTC (link)

Why men great 'til they gotta be great?
Woo

I just took a DNA test, turns out I'm 100% that bitch
Even when I'm crying crazy
Yeah, I got boy problems, that's the human in me
Bling bling, then I solve 'em, that's the goddess in me
You coulda had a bad bitch, non-committal
Help you with your career just a little
You're 'posed to hold me down, but you're holding me back
And that's the sound of me not calling you back

Why men great 'til they gotta be great?
Don't text me, tell it straight to my face
Best friend sat me down in the salon chair
Shampoo press, get you out of my hair
Fresh photos with the bomb lighting
New man on the Minnesota Vikings
Truth hurts, needed something more exciting
Bom bom bi dom bi dum bum bay

You tried to break my heart?
Oh, that breaks my heart
That you thought you ever had it
No, you ain't from the start
Hey, I'm glad you're back with your bitch
I mean who would wanna hide this?
I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever be your side chick
I put the sing in single
Ain't worried 'bout a ring on my finger
So you can tell your friend, "shoot your shot" when you see 'em
It's OK, he already in my DMs

Why men great 'til they gotta be great?
Don't text me, tell it straight to my face
Best friend sat me down in the salon chair
Shampoo press, get you out of my hair
Fresh photos with the bomb lighting
New man on the Minnesota Vikings
Truth hurts, needed something more exciting
Bom bom bi bom bi dum bum bay

I'ma hit you back in a minute
I don't play tag, bitch, I been it
We don't fuck with lies, we don't do goodbyes
We just keep it pushing like aye yi yi
I'ma hit you back in a minute
I don't play tag, bitch, I been it
We don't fuck with lies, we don't do goodbyes
We just keep it pushing like aye yi yi

Why men great 'til they gotta be great?
Don't text me, tell it straight to my face
Best friend sat me down in the salon chair
Shampoo press, get you out of my hair
Fresh photos with the bomb lighting
New man on the Minnesota Vikings
Truth hurts, needed something more exciting
Bom bom bi bom bi dum bum bay

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	Re: The Fox tequilamade 2020-03-28 06:03 am UTC (link)
	"I got nothing from your package," Sobo admitted and shrug, "I'm an awful judge, but I love that song and I'm 100% that bitch as well!" She smiled, "I got nothing, moving on to the other ladies." (Reply to this) (Parent)

	The Fox iscrewgirls 2020-03-28 10:12 pm UTC (link)
	Again, Tea looked confused. "This clip and the song make no sense to me. The clip implies you're from some far away time and you have an old soul but then you go and sing Lizzo? Who even are you?" She asked, tilting her head and throwing her hands up. "I give up!" (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Re: The Fox rockinrachelle 2020-03-29 12:54 am UTC (link)
	"I love the voice, the song choice, and the performance." Rachelle said, shaking her head in confusion. "But I gotta say, I have no real guess here. I'm dying to know though, because the voice is seriously great." (Reply to this) (Parent)

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socialiterocker
2020-03-29 08:04 am UTC (link)

"Your clues point to you being someone who's a time traveler, or at least someone from a different time that got brought here," Skylar mused. "Maybe even a newer arrival, since you're still in the 'process of telling your story,' but you could also just be a younger person. I'm quite amused that a time traveler would pick a Lizzo song, though. Obviously, you're adapting quickly."

"I think I'm with my fellow judges and would need another clue to put forth a full guess, but, considering your background versus your taste in music, I'm quite intrigued to see just who you are."

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