The Rubber Ducky
"Hope everyone's having a great time so far, and are calling in to vote. Seriously, it's the best five bucks you could spend, unless, like... you have have strippers in front of you or something. So while I'm getting dirty looks from everyone backstage, take a look at this little intro from... The Rubber Ducky!"
A pool of rubber duckies floating, "I've always been one to swim with the flock" there are flashes of different rubber duckies in the pool, one of a doctor, a rock star, a few with different hairstyles, all the ducks were different, but two.
The clip begins with a voice. "Have you ever known you were meant for greatness?" the Duck was on a stage, but then the runs off and the light goes out "however, your mind tends to tell you differently?" The Duck walks back on the stage and the spotlight just hits the duck, "This is why I am here tonight. To prove to myself, I can do this, even though I'm masked, I'm going to prove this duck can fly on her own!"