Your Friendly Neighborhood Mercenary (deadp0ol) wrote in freedomtownic, @ 2016-02-28 19:05:00 |
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Karaoke Party!
Who: Deadpool, OT All
Where: Mar-Vell Park
When: RIGHT NOW!
What: The big karaoke party Wade's holding for everyone
Rating: Likely high for language
Dear god. True to his word, Wade was in the middle of Mar-Vell Park, a huge stage set up with lights, a big screen, a bar, and tons of tables and chairs. Bless him, he'd really gone all out for this. While he could be crazy, violent to an unhealthy degree, and reckless as hell... he really did have a heart of gold when it came to people he cared about. And since becoming the de facto supplies dealer of Freedomtown, he'd begun thinking of all the refugees here as his responsibility.
"Awwwwwwwwwwwright, people! Welcome to the most fun anyone's had here in months!" He paused, before pointing down at Peter Quill. "Except for you, because the walls are thin and we ALL know how much fun you and Pryde have been having..." OH GOOD LORD. "So, eat, drink, and be merry. Since I know you all are a bunch of chickenshits, I'll get us started. So ladies and germs, enjoy the dulcet tones of the one, the only.... WADE WINSTON WILSON!"
And then... just when it didn't seem this could get any more bizarre... Wade did indeed sing. And what did he sing, pray tell?
Sigh.
"Fancy", by Iggy Azalea. And he even did a little dance, shaking his ass and spanking it to the beat of the song.
And lord help us all... dude actually had some rhythm! For as silly as the song was, he actually did a halfway decent job of it! When he was done, he held the mic out, dropped it, then hopped off the stage to let others have some fun.