I understand this is a day most Midgardians use to express their love, as well as to buy gifts and cards that get forgotten about days later (Thank you again for the information, Rocket).
As such, I would like to make sure everyone knows how much I truly love Cosima Niehaus. And that I will gleefully dismember anyone who attempts to woo her away from me. Truly, the very stars will bathe in your blood.