So while I was hanging out with Sam, I explained my powers to him and in my head, I thought of what you might say if he needed further explanation. which is... I could totally give him a handjob without actually physically touching him. Which... I totally could do.
So now, going into a date with Ben tomorrow night, all I can think of is giving Sam a no hands handy. Which you know... just one of many things I haven't done yet.