"Whoa whoa whoa! Ladies!" Peter stepped between the pair before things could get any more physical. "As my good friends Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch once said" his eyes widened "um. Come on and swing it? Don't be a dick and just... feel it?"
Nope. That wasn't right.
"OK, so I'm full of shit. Step off, both of you. Is what I mean. Use your words."