Haps are a dying breed in my world, and vampires...well they are all extinct, save for one. And while a few have called me arrogant, and even self absorbed, I would not go as far as to call myself a ridiculous asshole.
Now that is even more interesting, though also a little sad. My race never possessed such weaknesses. Holy water, garlic, crosses, sunlight, nor silver have any effect, and even a stake through the heart would only ruin a perfectly good shirt. So it would seem that we are not of the same species after all, but still I would welcome the company.
I am not just any scientist, I am Nikola Tesla! Yet you have no need to worry since as curious as I may be, I do not make a habit of experimenting on those I socialize with...So you can save the hollow threats, and tell me what sort of wine you would prefer.