Freedomtown IC

Big thanks to everyone who came to my big Christmas bash, and Merry Christmas to all of you!

It's been a big year for me. Showing up here (as a human no less) and not being a queen anymore... signing up for Universal Idol... meeting my Hell's Belles, making the best friend a girl could ever ask for (Olive The Other Reindeer, natch), learning what falling in love feels like and getting a girlfriend, and then finally winning Universal Idol.

I'm toooootally grateful for every friend and fan that I have, and I promise my first album is gonna rock the crap outta you and make every one of you glad you supported me.

Christmas has always been bittersweet for me.

I have such a great memories of it as a little kid, because my mom always made it great for Patience and I.

Then things got... really bad once she passed. I think my father tried to be an even BIGGER bastard than usual on holidays. God forbid I have a little bit of joy in my life.

More than anything though, I think I just get a little down at the holidays due to not being where I hoped to be by now. Anyone who knows me well knows I've always wanted to be a dad. And I guess I imagined that by this point in my life, I'd be giving a kid the kind of Christmases I always wanted my father to give me.

Instead, I'm on a world that still confuses me, and can't seem to stop saying and doing the wrong thing constantly. Still... I'm not the humbug type.

So just... I dunno. Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukah, Happy Life Day... whatever you celebrate, I hope you have the best one possible.

This is a most confusing season. I hear many of you talking about these holidays, and while it frustrates me to not understand, I have done my best to piece it together.

So far as I can tell... this day celebrates the birth of a great warrior called Christ, who was so powerful and fierce that even death could not conquer him. He apparently had help from his teammates such as Saint Nicholas (who operated under the code-name of 'Santa Claus'), who's expertise in stealth allowed him to effortlessly enter the homes of mortals, leaving gifts for children and destroying Christ's enemies with his army of magical reindeer.

I believe there are also members of this team including an immortal man made of snow who regenerates every winter, but I have not sussed out the details of them yet.

Merry Christmas, everyone.

I had about the best holiday ever. Spent the entire day sitting around the tree with my gorgeous girlfriend, my daughter, and my newborn granddaughter, opening gifts, singing, and watching Christmas movies.

Best day ever, folks.

And to anyone who enjoys my singing, I thought I'd do this as a surprise for you all. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOBszJltua4

So I guess this is what happens when an evil entity is defeated. I wonder if everyone else in that room has been sent to places like this. I do see a few familiar names on the list that they've given me. I've also been told that Twin Peaks is here and that my house is available. I think that I'm just going to pick up there and see where things go.

So hello Galador, I'm Deputy Bobby Briggs and it looks like I'm new here.