Freedomtown IC

Liz Ortecho

I wanted to thank you for all your help.

Lauren

I was able to stop it while training with John.

Hmm, this is strange. I have realized that I could walk around outside since I got here but I also like it. I can even go to the beach again. Not that I was ever a beach person, but it is nice to have options again.

That being said, anyone wants to get together this week?

Home wanted for one girl, me.


I'm a loner, nearly 17, I watch a lot of love island, I don't have many friends here, I just don't want to live in the children home cause I like my space and reminds me of rehab.


So like....anyone want a snarky teenager?

Instead of the normal opening montage, the show opened cold, a single spotlight shining down on the deceptively angelic face of Bea Wilson, dressed in a long black ballgown, smiling as she walked over to the microphone.

"For what very well might be the last year or two, we've been whittling away, week by week, singer by singer. Testing everything from the creativity of the performers to my ability to think of new and more offensive jokes to make each week."

"But now... after all this time (seriously, I'm pretty sure I'm heading for my 40th birthday soon...), we're down to the nitty gritty. The Final Six."

"We have The Mouse. Somehow managing to transform from someone who barely squeaked by (see what I did there?) in the first round, to someone who's become seemingly unstoppable. We have The Astronaut. Cool, cocky, charming, and possibly the overall favorite to win. We have The Wolf. A classic tale of regret, broken hearts, and ultimately, redemption. We have The Robot. A performer who skimmed through each round almost unnoticed, until making a huge impression in the final lap of the race. We have The Poodle. The ultimate underdog, who fully expected to not even be here this week. And we have The Unicorn. The vocal powerhouse who's desire to win is almost palpable."

"Each of these six have entertained you. Made you laugh. Made you cry. And while we've all watched personal favorites go home (Lita! Dash! HOLLA!), there's no denying that each performer in the finals deserves to be here."

"Give it up for the four judges who've kept us entertained (and in my case, turned on) through this entire thing. Full Moon Entertainment Executive Skylar Bale, Princess and all-around hot piece of ass Tea Marveli-Wilson, and Echidna recording artists Rachelle Martin-Bale and Sophia Bo Wilson!"

Who: Allie Pennginton, and Marco Campbell
Where: TBC
When: Day after school lets out
Rating: Low

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