Don't mind me, everyone. Just taking a moment to be a total lame-ass and gush about how I have the hottest, sweetest, most excellent girlfriend in the worrrrrrld.
Seriously, folks - Betsy Louis is the best thing that's ever happened to me. I'm so glad I saved my heart and body until now, because she was entirely worth the wait.
Private to Quinn HansonAuntie Quinn? I know you just got here and all, but would you mind if I invite Betsy over to have dinner with us and Auntie Sin?
I know it sounds dumb, but... without Jodimum or Caitimum here, you guys are the closest thing I have to parents, and I want someone to share this joy with.