Freedomtown IC

So, any chance a royal invitation would get Dr. Mark Sloan to attend my WrestleMania party next week?

C'mon, McSteamy... I gotta have the hottest guy around for me and the girls to oogle.

Bonus points if you wear a tight t-shirt.

Anyone want to do something for Easter? While I'm at it, happy early Easter.

So I'm not so entirely freaked out by this place. I mean it does have it's perks and everything. Anyone up to doing anything fun? I haven't gone out in a long time.

This is some kind of joke, right?

None of this can't be true.

Any chance my Space Daughter and her lovely wife would like to come over for dinner this Sunday?

I'm not above pulling the "lonely old woman" card if necessary, FYI.