Well. I must say, this is rather peculiar. I am quite aware that there are many other planets, though I largely enjoy the Earth. I am less than certain about how I came to arrive here. There are, I would say, very few beings who could do such a thing.
But I digress. Hello, ladies, gentlemen, and others. I am, er, Mr. A. Z. Fell, and it is my pleasure to meet you.