Well, I was raised in Kansas by Ma and Pa, and they taught me how to work hard and help people. About two years ago, I stumbled and was suddenly in another version of the Earth, in a town called Neptune. In that world, people who showed up were fictional, and so I found out about like, my whole possible future there. Only there were like twenty different ones, so I don't know which one is mine.
I do know that I am, actually from another planet, and a future superhero.