What, they've called you Peter the Dick? I believe it. I bet it's tiny too. I feel soooo bad for you, buddy. I do. Really.
I'm not letting that furbeast get his creepy fingers on my Zune! Fuck that! But if there's a charger, I'll take you up on that offer. Only for the tunes though! Not because I trust you at all. Let's be real -- I barely trust myself.