Okay, see there's your problem -- you're trying too hard. No one's gonna be believe the hot man vibe from you that way. You gotta be like me -- just chill and be in the moment.
Oh, cause that's not weird at all. Maybe we should have name tags. I'll be Peter and you'll be Not-Peter. Or I'll be Peter #1, and you can be Peter the lame.
...I could've known without knowing that asshat was here. Thanks, loser. Now you're Peter the dick.