I was informed by one of your doctors that I should contact you about possible employment. Is there a psychiatry department at Doom Hospital? I have an M.D. in psychiatry.
Signed, Dr. Roberta Wormer
Welcome Committee Chairmen
Does there happen to be a spot on the committee for a transitional counselor? I feel like I might be able to help in that capacity. Not that the current committee isn't wonderful, but I'm sure there are some more traumatized arrivals that come through.