Stick? Am I gonna need to lovingly smack the shit outta you?
I know this sucks. I've cried over Barb so many times I don't even have tears left. But you gotta hold your shit together, honey.
You still got me, you hear? I may not be the bestie that Barb was, but I'm here for you.
And I hate to say this... but we both have to keep it together because we both have shit to do. I gotta hold my end of shit down for the kingdom, and you need to be here to keep my ass in check as my assistant.
I know we met as mutual friends of Barb... but I love you, babe. Ok? And so does Tea. So let's just... be there for each other.