Backdated to March 22nd
I thought hitting your head on a desk and being sent to another world only happened on TV and in movies. Not real life. I have no clue where I am, but at least I've found Jess and Jake now. They're on some list; I just have to get to them now. Jess, if you're reading this, let me know where you are. I love you.
And Liz, why are you here, and why is your age 18? Do you know I'm married to your twin now? Shit...