Hey, at least you HAVE people hitting on you. I'm having a dry spell that would make the Sahara look like a waterpark.
Private Ana... can we PLEASE talk? I feel terrible. I honestly never meant to hurt your feelings. This whole 'real-in-one-universe, not-real-in-another' thing is confusing. I'd have never made those jokes if I had realized how bad it would hurt you. Please don't end our friendship over me making a stupid mistake?