voice post
[In a very stilted voice so he sounds like he's reading a script:] Hello. I am Michael J Caboose. My friends all call me Caboose. Please return me to my friends. I am prepared to pay my own ransom with cookies. You just have to send me back first so I can get them. Thank you in advance. Caboose Also...If you know where my gun is, that would be great.