"Uncle Wade"? Ohhhhhh boy. Who: Wade and Lila When: The day she arrived at Knowhere Where: Wade and Shiklah's apartment What: Keeping Lila safe and relaxed until her dad comes to get her. Status: Ongoing, open to Shiklah and eventually Clint.
"Ok, Squirt. So... here's how it is." Wade had been trying to keep young Lila Barton calm and stress-free since the little girl had arrived in Knowhere. Knowing that she was the daughter of someone he genuinely liked helped, but honestly? He'd have done it anyway. While he didnt like to admit it, Wade had a soft spot for kids. For now, he sat on the floor of his living room, wearing red sweatpants, a Pokemon t-shirt, and his mask, trying to have a mature, adult conversation with the child. "See... I went easy on you because you were scared. But now?" He pointed at the television. "Now I'm gonna have to drop the hammer on you. I know you think you beat me and all... but Wade Wilson has no equal at Mario Kart, ok? When I pick Bowser and his CAR OF DOOM... you dont have a chance. So... no mercy this time."