A dog who not only communicates telepathically but runs the show? I don't know how to process that. A walking tree? You mean like in Lord of the Rings? A raccoon who's a ballistics expert? Seriously? Okay this is too much.
Well shit, you know what that means don't you? But we've missed you too, like you wouldn't believe. Now that's going to be weird, seeing versions of them walking around. What? A man? Are you serious?
Is there a Tony here? From somewhere else? And you're right, he'd never let you hear the end of it.